Ten Things You Never Hear a FireMAN Say

10.  “I don’t own a single piece of clothing with the American Flag on it”

9.  “You know, I really don’t like the smell of smoke”

8.  “Waiter,  We will have the Escargot and a bottle of 1787 Chateau Lafite”

7.  “Oh man, did you see what happened on Oprah yesterday?”

6.   “I didn’t know there was a Fire School in College Station, Texas”

5.  “Does this Bunker Gear make my butt look fat?”

4.  “Dude, I just scored two tickets to the musical ‘Cats’!”

3.  “Tofu.  It’s what’s for dinner”

2.  “Who the heck is Red Adair?  

1.  “What? A big fire down the street??? 
       Nah, you go ahead. I’ll stay here”